*CLONK* *CLONK*
Does anybody else hear that?
*CLONK* *CLONK* *CLONK*
Shhh… listen real closely.
*CLONKCLONKCLONKCLONK*
I know exactly what that sound is. A dead horse being ruthlessly beaten once again. The flogging of a deceased farm animal can mean one thing, and one thing only. Time for a filler post! WHEEEEE! Let’s get this over with and move on with our lives.
1) Fun Fact: The Brits are completely unaware that there is a “c” in the word “schedule”. The more you know. (rainbow star)
2) I’m working on a new idea for a sitcom. It involves a white supremacist couple living together in New York. It’s called “Mad About Jews”.
3) I can tell one of my neighbors has OCD, because I hear their car honk at least a dozen times before they finally enter their house.
4) I wonder if Kim Jong-un refers to his mom as “Mahjong”
5) If Jesus had ever said “YOLO!”, it sure would have been ironic.
6) My internet went out for 3 hours yesterday. I now know what it’s like to live in a third world country.
7) Listening to inspirational music only inspires me to get up and put something on that isn’t terrible.
8) If I was a female rapper, I’d probably perform under the alias “Aunt Flow”.
9) Fun Fact: The Brits are completely unaware that there is no “r” in the word “idea”. The more you know. (rainbow star)
10) I like to play a game called: Did this person talking close to my face just drink coffee, or eat a bowl of goblin turds.
#EnoughAlready #PleaseMakeItStop