Do you ever find yourself looking through photos of people holding babies and think to yourself: “Man, these pictures would be so much better if these people were holding gigantic burritos instead of pointless babies.”? Me too! Unlike you however, I decided to do something about it and remedy the situation. The following pictures are approximately 167% better, now that they contain righteous burritos:
Haha! Look at this guy… He looks really excited to chomp into that bitchin’ breakfast burrito. If he were holding a baby instead, he’d probably be all bored or sad or something. He probably just got off work xeroxing TPS reports for the man, and now he just wants to kick back and munch on some sweet sausagey treats.
Here’s another dude that looks really jazzed to be grippin’ on a monster burrito. That thing must be at least 7 pounds, 8 ounces. He even got all dressed up before he sat down to get his grub on. Guess he’s looking to get down to business. He’s even got a nurse on hand in case he needs the Heimlich maneuver after gorging his munch hole on this beastly treat. Chew slowly!
Here’s that businessman chap again. This time it appears that he’s with his lady friend. I guess they’re just getting back from the Taco Emporium, where he bought her the 47 pound Burrito Explosion. Whoa there, Mr Moneybags! Think you’re better because you don’t have to order off the dollar menu? I wish I could order the 47 pound Burrito Explosion. 🙁 🙁 🙁