Wow. So have you guys heard about these “sports” things that are going on out there? They’re apparently all the rage with the kids, so I must have been living under a rock or something. It would have to be a very large rock obviously. A human can’t live under a piece of gravel, unless they were some some of microorganism person or something. Perhaps the saying should be “I must have been living under a boulder.” English sure is a stupid language, am I right? Am I right?
What was I talking about again? Oh yea… sports. So there’s a bunch of different sports teams out there. There’s gotta be at least 30 or 35 different sports teams. I noticed a few that had really stupid logos however. These logos don’t make any kind of sense whatsoever. The name of the team is one thing, and the picture is something else entirely. IT’S BONKERS. Lemme throw up some pictures to illustrate my point.
Take this logo for example. They’re called the “Indians” but they don’t have a picture of an Indian on the logo. It’s a Native American. They should either be called the Cleveland Native Americans or have a picture of Apu from the Simpsons above their logo. I’m new to sports, so I don’t know if the teams are supposed to be all ironic and whatnot, but it’s all so confusing nonetheless.
This one was confusing to me as well. The team is called the Phoenix Suns, but that’s obviously not a sun on the logo. It appears to be a moon, or at very least a badly burnt pancake. Not sure who they hired to make their logo, but they should probably fire him or her immediately.
Here is another one that is a little bit off. The team is the Jaguars, but their mascot is obviously a Nardwuar. I can see how the two could be confused, but there is in fact a difference. It’s like confusing a crocodile and an alligator. Totally not the same thing. This one is the most excusable so far, but it is still an oversight that probably should have been caught somewhere along the way.
This last one really confused me. The team is called the Dolphins, but that is obviously a hamburger on their logo. At first I thought that maybe this was actually some type of fast food restaurant and not a sports team at all. Turns out they actually are a sports team, and that whomever works in their graphics department has absolutely no idea what a dolphin looks like. Like… seriously. This one wasn’t even close. I really don’t get sports.