So hey. Check this out. The other day I was in dire need to things to stuff in my gullet for sustenance, so I decided to hoof it on down to the local grocery shoppe. I’m all wandering to and fro through all the bountiful aisles of foodstuffs, when I hit the international isle. I’m looking at all the fancy and exotic legumes, sauces, and packages with anime cats on them, when something catches my eyeball. It’s the Mexican food section. I notice almost immediately that every single item in the section has lime in it. EVERYTHING. There were cans of chili with lime, bags of chips with lime, even jars of mayonnaise with lime. I was all like “¡¿Que chingados, ese?!”
I proceed to go about living my life as usual, but I had a serious case of lime on the brain. Lime was on my mind, and I was seeing lime in all sorts or places where I had completely failed to notice it before. It seems that absolutely everything out there has a lime variant these days. But don’t take my word for it. I conveniently snapped some photographic evidence since that type of stuff is worth a bunch or words and whatnot.
Did you know that they had Spam with a hint of lime? I had no idea. But here is photographic evidence on the internet, so it’s gotta be real. I think you can only get this in Guatemala for some reason. Guess they like their Spam over there, but it just wasn’t citrus-y enough in stock form.
Milk with lime? That sure sounds gross. But somebody somewhere must like it, because here it is. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t come out of the cow with lime in it. The milk factory probably takes care of that feature. Either way, I’m sure as hell not gonna drink it.
Seriously? Starbucks is putting lime in coffee now? Like they didn’t offer enough redundant, pointless varieties of the exact same thing already. Guess coffee folks will drink just about anything, including lime, in their hoity-toity bean water.
For the love of Jeebus. Did we really need toothpaste with a hint of lime? Were fresh mint, bubble gum, and bacon flavors not enough? It’s not even food. It’s paste. What’s next? Lime flavored glue? Moving on…
Peanut butter con limón? ¡Hijo de puta! Why did peanut butter need lime in it? It’s stupid enough to mix nasty lumpy jelly in with peanut butter, but this really takes the cake. A cake without lime added to it I might add. Though I’m sure that exists somewhere too.