What’s up fam? I heard you like cat videos. Don’t lie. A mutual friend told me that you like to sit in your den, in your footie pajamas, drinking chamomile tea, giggling frantically, while watching cute kitten compilations on youtube. It’s cool though. We all do it. Just own it, my man.
So now that we’re being honest with each other, I gotta let you in on a little secret. Well… recently I got into the cat compilation game. Word on the street is that there’s a lot of money and prestige to be had in the cat comp. circuit. I’m just trying to get that dough and ass, like all the other hustlers out there, and kittens are what’s hot out on these streets right now.
I think my first kitty comp. is a pretty good effort. I put my heart and soul into it, and can’t help but feel that I injected it with my own person taste of the streets. So give it a watch and let me know what you think. Hopefully it reaches somebody with a little clout in the cat video industry, and I’m able to move someplace fancy, and buy my moms something nice, like a Bugatti. I appreciate you fam.