Excuse me everybody *clink clink*, I have an announcement to make. I have decided to change the domain name of my website. When I originally chose the lame-o name “liquidribcage”, it was borne out of the desperation of needing to register a domain before I could start posting my nonsense. I’ve always been a big fan of assonance (please don’t tell my parents), and desperately wanted a two word title that harnessed its glorious power. I passed on numerous word combinations like “digital milk” “noodle juice” and “faucet sauce”, because they were either already used by someone else in some capacity, or didn’t quite fit the content I was planning on writing. That content of course being half-assed, sophomoric, internet scribblings.
After vomiting all sorts of brain droppings on this site over the course of 2+ years and 60ish posts, I’ve started to desire some type of palpable readership, which I will never get with my complete lack of promotion, combined with the fact that over a billion other websites exist out there. I’m horribly inadequate in the field of self-promotion, but figure my site should have a somewhat memorable or marketable name before I start dumping effort (or money even) into promoting it. Liquidribcage sounded like the name of a terrible goth band or something, whereas MeatGoblet sounds like an awesome place where magical, delicious things happen. Regardless of whether it’s a fitting name or not, I’ll be keeping it due to how much of a hassle it was to change, including needing to retool my wordpress and manually re-link every single image in every post on my site. I should probably actually put some effort into coming up with a bitchin’ color scheme and design as well.
So welcome to the same thing with a different name. Hopefully anybody who actually bookmarked or frequented this site is able to find their way back to it. I never check the analytics on my various endeavors, so for all I know nobody has ever viewed this site, save for the one fella who actually left a comment. Hence the aforementioned need to engage in promotion, primarily so that I can rattle off large numbers to impress other people. That’s all I got. Later.