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Meat Explosion (Official Video)

How it going?  Cool, cool.  Great to hear.  While you’re here though, you should check out this video I recently wrote, directed, edited, starred in, and did catering for.  It’s called “Meat Explosion”, and it’s about the frailty of Earthly existence and the extraordinary palatability of the human condition.

The song is one of a few dozen hot jamz I wrote back in the day that are just sitting around on my computer hard drives collecting digital dust.  Figured I should maybe get off my ass and make a tasty music video for it so that 9 or 10 people can stumble upon it on Youtube™ and give it a thumbs down.

I’d like to make videos for some of the other tracks in the future, but unfortunately most video editing software is garbage.  The one I used for this video crashed like 17 times over the course of two days of editing, and the other software I have randomly decided to be incompatible with my OS one day.  I hate working on something and having my artistic [citation needed] progress halted by technical issues.  Regardless, here is the latest video:

 

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BuzzFeed Response Video (Dildo Remix)

Hey there sir and/or madam.  Long before I started this website, I used to dick around making youtube videos.  Until now, I haven’t really felt the need to cross-promote the two separate entities, but the more I think about it, why would I not push both equally?  I put a lot of time into creating sophomoric content on both, and it would be nice to achieve some sort of reach in both.  So I reckon I’ll probably start posting the videos I create to this site as well.  I won’t post everything, but those that fit the “vibe” of this site will be more likely to go up.

This one is a parody response to a much maligned video that BuzzFeed™ posted, called 36 Questions Women Have For Men.  The video is pretty much a list of petty grievances, statistical verbatims and anecdotal gripes aimed at men.  There is no analogous video aimed at women, but BuzzFeed’s™ largest demographic is eternally single cat ladies, so that makes sense.  Regardless, I decided to make a response after seeing someone else (a female) post a response video, and getting a hearty chuckle.  So essentially, I’m an uncreative follower.  My video has a dildo in it though, so there’s that at least.