Hay guys! I just got back from a vacation to the Congo. I saw so many great things there. Luckily I had a camera on me, and took some pictures. Take a look. Hope you enjoy them!
Look at these flowers! I think they are endangered or something. They’re called Sildenafil. The ancient Romans used to use them to make canoes or something like that. How cool!
Look at this sweet waterslide! The tour guide said that the Aborigines built it in 1643 for use as a tourist attraction. They did a good job, because it attracted me enough to take a photo! LOL!
I ran into a native who was on a walkabout. He appeared to be in a meditative trance. He was whistling a sweet tune of his home village, and there was a twinkling ethereal sound. Pretty magical!
Look at this crazy bird right here! Guess he’s some sort of exotic prehistoric Condor or something. He was striking fear into my heart, but I stood my ground and then he soared off into the sunset.
Would you look at this! I believe it’s some sort of ancient airship building or something. It landed right next to a bunch of old people and dog poop. I wonder how many dragons it’s fought?
What on earth is this guy doing? I think it’s that guy from the Taco Bell commercials, but then he got scared of the airship, and now he’s hiding down in that hole until he can go back to collecting nickels. ROFLMAO!
Look at all these pretty fish and leaves! The ocean sure is a beautiful place. I wish I could live there, but I can’t breathe in the water, and there’s no place to plug my Sega in down there! Darn it!
Welp, that’s it you guys. Hope you enjoyed my photos. Maybe I’ll post more the next time I go on vacation to some exotical location. Catch you later!