Hey there sir or madam. You wanna know something? Contrary to popular belief, celebrities are just like us. They go to sleep. They make crucial poopies. They even don’t like having kumquats lobbed at their facial bits. Just like you and me! Who would have thought it?
Another things stars like to do, is get decked out in sweet Halloween costumes on October 31st, and go rage with unbridled pagan fury all around Hollywood. Don’t believe me? Well perhaps you should stop being such a negative drain on everyone you come in contact with, and peep these photographs I have posted for you. Peep them real good now. Then try to stop being such a dick and turn your life around before it’s too late and everybody starts to hate you. Yolo!
Well looky who we have here. It’s shining star of screen and stage: Hillary Duff, sister of shining star of screen and stage: Haley Duff. Not many people are aware of the fact that in addition to being a fan of carrying around fashion accessory animals, Hillary is also a fan of the Insane Clown Posse. In this photo, she was on her way to the Go & Kum Mart on 5th Street to pick up some Faygo™ brand soda before heading off to a Halloween party at George Clooney’s house.
Who could this be, eating a savory salad because she legitimately likes the taste, and not just in case a photo opportunity arises? Why, it’s star of an appallingly boring sex tape and nothing much else: Kim Kardashian! Did you know that in addition to being friends with fellow famous-for-no-reason personality Paris Hilton, Kim is also a huge fan of the band Immortal? Shortly after this photo was taken, she attended a party at future ex-husband Kanye West’s mansion.
Who’s that fine young lady right there? I’m pretty sure it’s that Reyanna chick. I think in this photo, she was thinking about that bitchin’ Rainbow Trout she caught last week at Lake Cucamonga. That, or she’s trying to remember what you call those things that you put other things into. Regardless, she’s obviously a Kiss fan, or at very least a fan of sexually ambiguous guitar players. And while we’re on the topic of creepy guys, what’s up with that stalkerish guy wearing the “COWBONER” hat back there? Move along there, creepy-balls.
Happy Halloween! Remember not to eat any AIDS candy.