Remember back in the day when everybody used to use that site called Twitter, which was essentially glorified internet phone texting for people with sub-standard English skills? Wait… That site still exists. Well, if my IQ were low enough to use it, these are things I would post:
1) I’m gonna open up a Broga studio. It’s for dudes who wanna get their stretch on, but don’t like to eat brussel sprouts and drive Priuses.
2) Am I indecisive? Maybe. Maybe not. I really don’t know. Let me think about it for a bit.
3) I like to play a game whilst reading through online comments sections called: “Foreign or retarded”.
4) “Bleaching your whites” sounds like something that should qualify as a hate crime.
5) I’d enjoy Labor Day more if it were renamed “No-Labor Day”.
6) If I had to describe the internet to someone, I’d have to say: “Stupid people calling other stupid people stupid from behind computers”.
7) Somebody “not agreeing” with a gay person’s life style is a funny thought. Like not agreeing with somebody being Asian.
8) An iPad sounds like something you’d use to stop your WikiLeaks.
9) Thanks to Miley Cyrus, everytime I see a Kraftwerk album I instinctively read the name as Kraf-Twerk.
10) I think the best magicians all used to be mobsters. Why else would they be so good at making people disappear?
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