Hey Bro. You Like Cute Kitten Compilations?

What’s up fam?  I heard you like cat videos.  Don’t lie.  A mutual friend told me that you like to sit in your den, in your footie pajamas, drinking chamomile tea, giggling frantically, while watching cute kitten compilations on youtube.  It’s cool though.  We all do it.  Just own it, my man.

So now that we’re being honest with each other, I gotta let you in on a little secret.  Well… recently I got into the cat compilation game.  Word on the street is that there’s a lot of money and prestige to be had in the cat comp. circuit.  I’m just trying to get that dough and ass, like all the other hustlers out there, and kittens are what’s hot out on these streets right now.

I think my first kitty comp. is a pretty good effort.  I put my heart and soul into it, and can’t help but feel that I injected it with my own person taste of the streets.  So give it a watch and let me know what you think.  Hopefully it reaches somebody with a little clout in the cat video industry, and I’m able to move someplace fancy, and buy my moms something nice, like a Bugatti.  I appreciate you fam.

 

 

My Vacation Photos.

Hay guys!  I just got back from a vacation to the Congo.  I saw so many great things there.  Luckily I had a camera on me, and took some pictures.  Take a look.  Hope you enjoy them!

Finger Flowers

Look at these flowers!  I think they are endangered or something.  They’re called Sildenafil.  The ancient Romans used to use them to make canoes or something like that.  How cool!

Finger Waterfall

Look at this sweet waterslide!  The tour guide said that the Aborigines built it in 1643 for use as a tourist attraction.  They did a good job, because it attracted me enough to take a photo!  LOL!

Finger Urination

I ran into a native who was on a walkabout.  He appeared to be in a meditative trance.  He was whistling a sweet tune of his home village, and there was a twinkling ethereal sound.  Pretty magical!

Finger Seagull

Look at this crazy bird right here!  Guess he’s some sort of exotic prehistoric Condor or something.  He was striking fear into my heart, but I stood my ground and then he soared off into the sunset.

Finger Windmill

Would you look at this!  I believe it’s some sort of ancient airship building or something.  It landed right next to a bunch of old people and dog poop.  I wonder how many dragons it’s fought?

Finger Groundhog

What on earth is this guy doing?  I think it’s that guy from the Taco Bell commercials, but then he got scared of the airship, and now he’s hiding down in that hole until he can go back to collecting nickels.  ROFLMAO!

Finger Fishtank

Look at all these pretty fish and leaves!  The ocean sure is a beautiful place.  I wish I could live there, but I can’t breathe in the water, and there’s no place to plug my Sega in down there!  Darn it!

Welp, that’s it you guys.  Hope you enjoyed my photos.  Maybe I’ll post more the next time I go on vacation to some exotical location.  Catch you later!