Hello there 2 people in Uganda who are only here because my site came up when you searched “garbage” and you somehow made it through your country’s censorship firewalls. Since you’re here though, I guess I’ll do the logical thing and post a bunch of semi-witty thoughts in 140 character format, à la history changing literary website “The Twitter”.
1) If Christopher Nolan and David Fincher collaborated on a film, the cinematography would be so dark that only owls would be able to watch it.
2) I just had a text-box correct my misspelling of “honky”. Thanks for the save, technology!
3) I dress up as abstract ideas for Halloween. Last year I went as inebriation. This year I’m either going as failure or disappointment.
4) I saw a selection on Netflix called “Busty Teenage Milfs”. I’d never heard of it before, but it must be good. It’s on it’s 23rd season.
5) I’m so terrible at shooting up drugs, that I actually managed to contract Hepatitis F.
6) I don’t get all the hubbub over the Redskin’s name. Nobody’s complaining about the Louisville Chinamen or the Memphis Guidos.
7) Any time I hear music with ukulele in it, I can’t help but feel I’m listening to a car commercial.
8) STDs are like Pokemon. They come out of balls and you have to catch them all?
9) I farted the other day, so I did what anyone else would do, and created a facebook page about it for all my friends to “like”.
10) I wanna make a site for people to upload their shitty, out of focus pictures to, then use filters to them look “old-school”. Oh, wait…
#It’sStillAround? #YOLO